Senin, 25 Juli 2011

Harry Potter

And The Dark of The Moon













Wew…..drpada ribut….bingung, galau, stress….mikirin kapan Harpot ama Transformer tayang di indo, mending baca blog ane aja gan………WARNING SPOILER ALERT #itukalo #aneyangbikin ……..

Yup artikel ini bakal mengupas tuntas semua hal pada film Harry Potter and the Dark of the moon,

Dalam film terakhirnya ini Harry potter bekerjasama dengan Bumblebee, berusaha untuk mencari horcruxes dan menghancurkannya.

1. Ext. field – morning

Harry

“you know, we must find and destroy the horcruxes to kill voldemort forever…..there’s seven horcruxes we must destroy”

Bumblebee

“did you say what….? Seven….? OMG megatron must be happy if he still alive…..”

Harry

“but the good news is we have eliminated those three things in the last movie…..”

Bumblebee

“Great!....i know….i see it one…..it sam right, who destroy the cube…..but I don’t know the other….”

Harry

“excuse me….i mean horcruxes….”

Bumblebee

“yes of course cube…..”

Harry

“Horcruxes….”

Bumblebee

“Cube”

Harry

“Horcruxes…..”

Bumblebee

“Cube….”

Harry

“Horcruxes….”

Bumblebee

“Cube….”

Harry

“Whatever……”

Neville

(suddenly appear)

“Ehhhh!.....Maybe we can called it, Horcube…..”

Cut to

2. Ext. pedestrian – morning

Bumblebee

“Where are we going….?”

Harry

“Ron House….”

Harry Swinging his stick

Harry

“Accio Firebolt”

Bumblebee

“Here is this……but I think they don’t have Axio…..this is Acer…..”

Harry

(looking bumblebee, without any expression….)

Cut to

3. Int. Ron House. Day

Bumblebee

“OMG,this is so scary…..i can’t imagine, the cube is really powerfull…..look at this……not even the elektronik changed, but also the spoons and the forks

(looking spoons and forks moving by itself….)

Harry

“hai Ron…”

Ron

“Oh! Hai Harry……eerrrr….Where is Hermione…..?”

Harry

“She’s…..”

Bumblebee

“She’s Fired….”

Ron

“WHAT!!!.....Fired…..”

Bumblebee

“Yes, I hear that she had a trouble with Spielberg…..”

Harry

“That’S Megan Fox…..Stupid…..not Emma Watson……”

Bumblebee

“Oh! Sorry…..I think it just a little different in spell…..”

Neville

(suddenly appear again)

“Well….how about if we called it, Megan Watson…..”

Harry, Ron except Bumblebee

(Stare to Neville)

Neville

“Or, Maybe Emma Fox…..”

Cut To

4. Ext. Field – Afternoon

Harry

“Voldemort…..i came here to kill you….”

Voldemort

“if you can….”

Bumblebee

“Excuse me Harry…..Did we should find the Cube first before this last fight….?”

Harry

“Horcruxes Stupid…..”

Bumblebee

“Yes, I mean the cube….”

Harry

“Horcruxes…”

Bumblebee

“Cube…”

Neville

(suddenly appear like usual)

“What About…..”

Harry

(Swinging his stick to Neville)

“Avada Kedavra….”

Neville

(Suddenly dead)

Bumblebee

“Okay….back to my question….did we should find that things first….?”

Harry

“I Skip it….”

Bumblebee

“What….?Why…..?”

Harry

“Oh! C’mon…..there’s not enough space to create another scene in this blog….”

Voldemort

“Excuse me, people…..i’m still waiting…..”

Harry

“Ok….Voldemort….let finish our fight….”

Voldemort

“well….well…..Harry Potter….”

Harry

“Voldemort….”

Voldemort

“Harry Potter…”

Harry

“Voldemort…”

Voldemort

“Harry Potter….”

Harry Potter

“Voldemort….”

Bumblebee

“Is There anyone out there, who wants to call my name please……? Anyone….anyone…..? No one….? I think I’d rather kill myself…..”

(unplug battery….)

Ron

“Okay….finally I can say my dialog………Harry Watch Out…..”

Harry

“Thanks Ron…..but the fight is not started….”

Ron

“Oh! I Mean that’s my word if the fight started….”

Voldemort

“CONFRINGO…..”

SFX : SoundBlast

Harry

“damn you Ron….Why you’re not warn me…if he’s attack….”

Ron

“but I have warn you, on my first dialog….”

Harry

“Ahh….forget it…..ALOHOMORA….”

Ron

“OMG you’ve just open the voldemort pant….”

Harry

“Sorry, wrong spell…..”

Voldemort

“Fuck You Harry Potter you’ve just seen my polkadot pant……..AVADA KEDAVRA….”

Harry

(jump to avoid the attack)

“wew…..that was close….”

Voldemort

“AVADA KEDAVRA….”

Harry

(want to run away again, but the attack is really close…)

“Aaaahhh!!!.....”

Ron

(Suddenly scream)

“Jadi apa…..Prok….prok….prok….?”

After Ron say that, the voldemort magic suddenly turn into a bird, and harry still alive….

Harry and Voldemort

“Whaaat…..?”

Ron

“What….?”

Voldemort

“AVADA KEDAVRA….”

Ron

“jadi apa prok….prok…prok….?”

And one bird coming again from voldemort stick….

Cut to.

Yak itu tdi merupakan cuplikan dialog dalam film Harry Potter and The Dark of The Moon, pada endingnya Voldemort berhasil membuat 1000 burung dan menikahi Roro Jonggrang…..#Plak….(emang candi prambanan apa….) setelah itu Voldemort pun bertobat. Dia akhirnya diundang menjadi juri “The Master” dan menggantikan Dedy Corbuzier sbagai pembawa acara Hitam Putih, dan konon tak lama lagi katanya dia juga akan menjadi bintang tamu dalam sinetron “Islam KTP”.

Sedikit inpo nih gan dari J.K. Rowling, setelah seri ke-7 ini dia mengatakan tidak akan membuat novel Harry Potter lagi, tapi dia bakal mengikuti senior-nya J.R.R. tolkien yang setelah sukses denganThe lord of the rings,lalu menerbitkan the hobbit. Yang masih bercerita tentang makhluk yang ada dalam novel TLOTR tersebut. Begitu juga dengan J.K. Rowling dia juga bakal mengangkat salah satu karakter dalam Harry Potter ke dalam sebuah novel baru dengan judul “DEMENTOR VS DECEPTICON”kita nantikan saja, karya fenomenalnya tersebut.

Well kurasa gtu dulu deh….artikel kali ini…..THX for read…..btw klo ada salah2 kata atau ejaan....mohon dimaafkan dan dikoreksi bwt pelajaran...... ^_^ .........